June 2009
3 posts
It's nothing personal.
int. living room - night. A man and woman are sitting in the middle of the floor of a house that looks as if it has seen a large argument. The woman now seems indifferent to the situation, while the man is slightly confused. WOMAN
It’s nothing personal.
MAN
I don’t understand. WOMAN I’m going to hate you eventually. It’s inevitable. MAN (surprised) Why? I didn’t do...
no facials
ext. night-pool
A woman and man are floating around in the water. They are on familiar terms and flirtatious.
woman
…And he used to ask me to go into the wash to find scrap pieces of porn that bums would leave around so that he could sell them at his middle school.
man
Bums and their scrap porn.
WOMAN
…Yeah, he always told me ‘no facials.’
MAN
No facials?
WOMAN
Yeah, I...
Get her out of the house
Int. Night- bedroom
A woman is sitting on the edge of a bed uncomfortably. She has a bottle of whiskey at her feet. She is distractedly reading Revenge of the Lawn while in another room, two men are laughing loudly and talking softly. One man enters the room. He is drunk and merry. He is holding a cup of Ramen in his hands. The woman closes the book and looks up sheepishly. During this...
May 2009
9 posts
fugitive trailer
int. bedroom-night
RORY is sitting on a bed smoking a cigarette. DILETTA is looking up FBI warrants on a computer. He begins to breath heavily,jokingly, trying to get her attention.
RORY
Your obsession with a fugitive isn’t going to get you anywhere.
She pulls up CELLTX and begins to write ‘RORY: “Your obsession with a fugitive isn’t going to get you...
Men and Women holding Weapons
int. bedroom - night. A MAN and WOMAN are sitting in bed, fully clothed, facing each other, casting furtive glances. Both have had a bit to drink. man Are you a man eater? WOMAN No, I have only kissed (counts on fingers) four boys in the last three years. MAN Damn. I was about to kiss you until you said that. A pause. They look at eachother. MAN But I’m going to do it anyway. They start to...
cold showers
int. bedroom- night
A MAN and WOMAN are naked in a disheveled room. The only light is coming from a T.V. that is paused. The shot opens with the man standing up, grabbing a towel off of the floor, and going into the bathroom.
INT. Bathroom
The MAN is taking a shower alone.
INT. BEDROOM- NIGHT
The MAN emerges from the bathroom. The WOMAN is sitting up holding her knees, still naked. The MAN...
Riding Shotgun
A WOMAN is standing with a shotgun looking straight into the camera. She has angry tears in her eyes.
WOMAN
I fake it. I say it hurts. And I love him more when he pretends to believe me.
Mother Magma
int. bedroom- Day
A MAN and WOMAN are sitting on the edge of a bed. The WOMAN is looking down, playing with the edge of a pillow case with her fingers. The MAN is looking at her steadily.
MAN
Do you even think? Do you even stop to think about what you are doing? These are people that I have to see all of the time, that I like.
WOMAN
Well I’m sorry. I still don’t know what exactly...
Roots of Evil- by Miles Bartlett
EXT. FIELD- MIDDAY
Rows of MEN and WOMEN, all ages, are bending over with their asses in the air. A FARMER walks through the rows, pulling carrots out of their behinds. The de-carroted people slump over and fall to the ground. The younger, more virile men and women have nicer looking carrots. The farmer puts them into a woven basket and continues on endlessly.
Citrus Love
INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT. A woman sits in the foreground, distractedly curling her hair with curlers. A tropical head-dress is balanced atop her head, and tears are welling in her eyes. In the background, out of focus, a man can be seen wrestling with something or someone in a bed. Slowly, the focus racks to the background and we see that the man is vigorously making sexual enterprises on a pineapple....
put yer condom on
Lights on. Two people in bed fully clothed facing eachother about two feet apart.
“Are you a man eater?”
“No. I have only kissed….[counts on fingers] four boys in the last three years.”
“Damn. I was about to kiss you until you said that.”
There is a pause. They are looking at eachother.
“But I’m going to do it anyway.”
(beat)
‘fuck me baby. I want you to fuck me” says boy.
He asks if she has...
Motorcycle Dreams
INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT. A couple sits in bed, both entirely naked. The WOMAN is lying on her side, face to the wall. The MAN is smoking a cigarette, staring off into space. MAN: I think I’m going to buy a motorcycle. The woman stirs slightly, doesn’t turn over. WOMAN: You can’t afford a motorcycle. The man is silent, takes a drag from his cigarette, thinks. MAN: I think I’m...