Citrus Love
INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT.
A woman sits in the foreground, distractedly curling her hair with curlers. A tropical head-dress is balanced atop her head, and tears are welling in her eyes. In the background, out of focus, a man can be seen wrestling with something or someone in a bed.
Slowly, the focus racks to the background and we see that the man is vigorously making sexual enterprises on a pineapple.
MAN (softly): Ow…
The woman sighs.
MAN (louder): Oh yes.
The woman puts her head down on her arms.
MAN (very softly now): Owch. Damnit.